If you’ve ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Essex Girl jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Essex Girl Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes...
Paperback: 106 pages
Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform (July 17, 2012)
Product Dimensions: 6 x 0.2 x 9 inches
Amazon Rank: 12927817
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The book came two weeks sooner than I expected it. And it's a good book; I've enjoyed reading it....
again. The Best Ever Book of Essex Girl Jokes is so unoriginal, it’s original. And, if you don’t burst out laughing from at least one Essex Girl joke in this book, there’s something wrong with you. This book has so many Essex Girl jokes, you won’t know where to start. For example: Why do Essex Girls wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Essex Girl and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn’t die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Essex Girl brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Essex Girl who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.” *** Why do Essex Girls laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***